Rage Insurance™
You break it. We eventually replace it. Probably.
A Message From Our CEO
Hahiru personally guarantees that your peripherals will break. Probably.
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You Rage
We know the signs. The twitching eye. The death grip. The moment your keyboard becomes airborne. We aren't mad — we're impressed.
You Break It
Keyboards, controllers, monitors, desks, walls — everything has a breaking point. We fund the science of finding yours.
We Replace It
Eventually. Probably. Terms and conditions apply. Actually, read them. They are hilarious.
One plan. One price. Infinite rage.
No tiers. No hidden fees. Just the comforting knowledge that when you snap, we have you covered.
- Keyboards (mechanical & yeeted)
- Controllers (all grip types)
- Monitors (up to 32" of regret)
- Desk & wall damage
- Chair recovery
- 24/7 tilt support
What we cover
Keyboard Coverage
Mechanical, membrane, or yeeted across the room — we have you covered.
Controller Plan
For when it "just slipped" out of your hands and into the wall.
Monitor Insurance
Up to 32" of pure regret. Cracks, smashes, and flying objects included.
Rage Shield
Full peripheral protection. The whole desk setup, no questions asked.
Desk & Wall
Structural rage damage. Yes, we cover drywall repairs.
Chair Recovery
Lean-back incidents covered. We do not judge your rocking technique.
Real gamers. Real rage. Real reviews.
“I threw my keyboard through my monitor. They actually sent me a new one. 10/10 would rage again.”
— Alex T., Plat 3
“Thought I was uninsurable after the "headset incident." Rage Insurance said "we have seen worse." I am not sure how to feel about that.”
— Sam K., Diamond 2
“My deductible was having to read the terms out loud. Worth it.”
— Jordan M., Gold 1
“Filed a claim at 3 AM after losing promos. Approved by 3:15 AM. They understood.”
— Casey R., Silver 4
$199.99/month. Testimonials may be fabricated. Probably.
Ready to break stuff?
$199.99/month and we will replace almost anything. Probably.